CPYOUT vs Love

There is love, a rare and tender thing. And then there are the horrors of CPYOUT, or "Compulsiory 'Putting Yourself Out There'", the most humiliating, painful, and loathsome activity known to mankind. Some people out there actually enjoy CPYOUT, either because they are idiots or sadists, or because they are that, rare, lucky soul who finds love through CPYOUT. But in that third case, they simply become sadists themselves, and irritatingly insist that what worked for them will work for everyone else, including you. Yes, I hate them.